SCHOOL CARTOONS - A Christian World View Education

from The Back Pew. SCHOOL Cartoons & TEACHER moments in living 'Crayola' colors.

Oh .. the wheels on the bus go round and round
round and round
round and round...
SIT DOWN ON THE BUS!
and
​round again some more.

School Days, School Days...  Dear old Golden Rule days  
' Reading and 'riting and 'rithmetic  
Taught to the tune of the hick'ry stick' 
hick’ry stick?     This is so not politically correct! and... I like it!

The Backpack..is BACK!
Back-to-school season begins traditionally the day after Labor Day here in Minnesota. Parents, students, and teachers transition from vacations, picnics, and the beach to a world of chalk dust, textbooks, report cards, and a possible trip to the principal's office.​

BackPewLand (BPL) Area School Cartoons offer a Christian World-View 

where faith is evident everywhere you look. The Bible teaches... Happy is the nation whose God is the Lord, ​Psalms 33:12, ... and so it goes without saying that blessed is the school whose God is the Lord.

We teach...

1. The Pledge of Allegiance is recited every morning. The phrase one nation under God is not a sign of Christian Nationalism, but instead just what it says, one nation UNDER GOD!

2. The Star Spangled Banner is sung before football games, and everyone stands. Our No Kneeling Policy is enforced unless you are praying.

3. There is Prayer in School. There are those silent but passionate prayers by the occasional unprepared students, and never any confusion about whom our prayers are directed. There is only one God who answers our prayers... There is only one God, the God of our Bibles.

​Meet you at the Pole.
We all participate in the Meet You at the Pole Prayer time, weather permitting, then head inside to continue our attitude of prayer. Of course, in winter, we playfully refer to the bus stops as Meet You at the North Pole.

Our Education Philosophy blends the three Rs with one God. 1+1=2, the first President of the United States was George Washington, and the one true God is the God from our Bibles. 

HOLIDAYS & FAITH
We won't wish you happy holidays, but instead, we will wish you a Merry Christmas and Easter Week, and we will declare Jesus is  Risen... He is risen indeed.

​​Open Communication between students and teachers is promoted. All student excuses, no matter how believable or flimsy (i.e., my dog ate my homework), will be met with an open mind followed by a just and fair (but not naive) verdict.

​Please note that much is expected of our teachers, but they are respected and appreciated.  Teachers are NOT the enemy​.

Our Core Curriculum for Godly Brainiacs
As you will see below, our curriculum offers a broad range of learning opportunities.

Language Arts...
ENG002 – GIT-R-DUN redneck evangelism
ENG099 - Beatitudes
ENG100- Root Canals and Leviticus
ENG200- Word Hiding (and Biology credit too!)
ENG300- Good News Evangelism
*Sharing the good news via the written and spoken word

Stats & Probabilities...
ST100- Potluck Drool Probabilities.
ST110- Coffee & Sermon Correlations
ST400- Book of Life Data Entry Stats & Probabilities
*The certainty of Heaven for all who believe is emphasized in all statistics classwork

Political Science...
PS100- God n Country with Professor Uncle Sam.
PS200- Voting and other jokes
PS300- Counting Votes using all your fingers and toes.
* We teach our students to have a deep personal faith reflected in their votes and civic involvement.

Health & Diet...
HL101- Resurrection 101
HL200- Advanced Resurrections 
DI400- Body Temples                                                                   
* Eat right, sleep well, and no vices.

History...
HS100 – In the Beginning
HS200 Gospels Times
HS201- The First Church
HS400 - Planning for Tomorrow​

Science...
SC001- The Big Bang
SC100- Evolution v Creation
SC300- Global Warming 
SC301- Global Flooding
SC400- Einstein
 * Where Science and Faith are Friends

​Music...
MS100- The Joyful Noises 
MS101- Kazoo ‘K’oncertos
MS2000- Great Hymn Guitar Riffs 
MS210- Piano Beyond Chopsticks
MS300- Mosh Pit Safety
MS400- Banjo .. sweet as an angel's harp

Physical Education... 
PE100- Running the Good Race
PE200- Muscles without Steroids
PE400- Karate & Worship & Bunny Slipper Karate
*A Healthy Body to go with a Healthy Mind is our goal

( AFTER SCHOOL ACTIVITIES include )

BAND...
B100– Marching Bands bringing down da house!
B200– Angel Trumpet Troupe
B101- Big Horn Sheep Jazz 

SPORTS...
Football, Baseball, Basketball, and more…